The University of Alabama has reunited with Coke to be their sponsor for all athletic events. This alone may not be enough to bring bama back to dominance, but with the help of the upgraded menu at Bryant-Denny and Coleman Coliseum, games we lose will be more tolerable because we can eat Dreamland ribs as we watch the game. I think this is a good move, as long as I can still also get a greasy hot dog, nachos and Dippin Dots.
Alabama Adventure
Today Roz and I went to Alabama Adventure to spend some leisurely time. Our plan was to only go to the water park, but after seeing some of the roller coasters, we went to the theme park too. I was surprised that Rozy went down the steepest slide, but I was proud of her. We had a good day and we realized, as sad as it is to say, that our bodies don’t handle roller coasters as easily as they used to. What a shame. Maybe it was just that we hadn’t eaten much. Those Dippin’ Dots sure did hit the spot though. Joseph can’t resist them either.
Frank Caliendo
I’ve never watched Frank TV, but I love his impersonations of Charles Barkley, President Bush, Bill Walton and Donald Trump. Check out some of his clips.
He is coming to town in October so we may be seeing him then.
J. Peterman Company
To go along with the Seinfeld theme, (and it is kind of sad that I’m still talking about a show that’s been off the air for 10 years) those who know much about the show know that Elaine worked for J. Peterman. I am looking at one of their magazines right now and have to share the ad for the “Southern Gentleman Suit”
…”And when something actually needs to be done, when some mad dog needs to be brought down, you do it without fuss. One well-placed shot. Of course, you might be much the same kind of man even if you didn’t wear the suit. But I can’t imagine it.”
You should read these ads on the their website www.jpeterman.com
Night With Seinfeld
Derek and I saw Jerry Seinfeld in Birmingham tonight. He was as funny as expected and we had a good time. And I was impressed with one lady who wore the ‘puffy shirt’ to the event.
He talked about everything from bathroom stalls to viagra commercials to five-day weather forecasts. He said if the five-day forecast was ever correct then they would only do the weather every five days.
At the end he had a Q & A period. One man asked him if he was going to do an action film. He said, “I feel like I can tell you anything, even though we just met. The truth is I’m old, I’m rich, and I’m tired.” One day I hope to say those words.
Thad and Rozlynn.com
Rozlynn has developed a web site for us that will be included in the wedding announcements. It’s still under construction, but feel free to check it out. www.thadandrozlynn.com
I really wanted to comment on the picture published of Obama and his wife, but I waited too long. I loved it though.
I played in the Pritchett-Moore Tennis Tournament (Tuscaloosa’s Wimbledon) last night and got worked. I played an excellent opponent and enjoyed every bit of it because he ran me and made me work for every point. He was the #1 seed and could very well win the ‘A’ division. At least I had two pretty women watching me–Roz and my mom. I didn’t even yell out of anger. I’ll see what I can do in the consolation round. And let me give you some advice, don’t eat a lot of bbq after playing hard tennis in 90+ degree heat.
Men at Work
No, I’m not talking about the musical group from the 80’s. To go along with the pansy in Texas getting offended by the ‘black hole’ comment, this one is at the same level of stupidity. And the leaders in Atlanta wasted time and money debating this and probably ordering new signs to replace the “men working’ signs. Brooke, what say you? Thanks for bringing this one to the table Nathan.
What is a Black Hole Then?
I couldn’t let this one go by without making a small comment. Apparently what I learned in science class in elementary school was not the correct term for an area in space that has such strong force that nothing can escape, including light. So, I guess we can no longer use the terms ‘black hole’, ‘angel food cake’ or ‘devil’s food cake’ without being sensitive to those around us. This guy shouldn’t come to the ‘black belt’ of Alabama because he couldn’t stay sane, even though that term doesn’t have anything to do with skin color. But he would never take the time to find that out. You can read the article yourself and form an opinion. And look at his picture, he looks just like an Al Sharpton wanna-be.
Roz’s New Swing
This was Roz’s birthday present and I have to say I was very excited to give it to her. One thing she loves about the south are all the porches and porch furniture. This isn’t exactly on the front porch, but it’s very relaxing in the evenings. Throw in a glass of lemonade and it’s about perfect.
In other news, how about the comments Jesse Jackson gets away with again?? That guy is a true menace to society (that’s the softest thing I will call him here, but most people know how I really feel about him). So Mark, when someone calls you that again, tell them apparently they don’t know what’s going on in the world.
I Love to Hate
It’s no secret that I love college football; therefore there are several teams that I really can’t stand (or maybe even hate). Miami, Tennessee and USC are three at the top of the list. Notice Auburn isn’t on there. I don’t like them, but I always want them to do well throughout the season until they play Bama. It makes the Iron Bowl that much better.
Mark Schlabach of ESPN compiled a list of the 10 most hated schools. Alabama comes in a #8. The way I see it, if you’re on this list then you’re doing something right (although we haven’t done much right during the past decade). Here they are:
1. Ohio State
2. USC
3. Notre Dame
4. Florida
5. Oklahoma
6. Michigan
7. Texas
8. Alabama
9. Miami
10. Tennessee
I think this is pretty accurate. Is there a school you think is missing?